I’m a massive bullshitter. There’s always a point after I’ve met people a few times and they’ve got to know me, and they say, “Wow, you’re kind of a liar.” Every story anyone has ever told me will be exaggerated by at least 10 times the next time I tell it. If I’ve fallen over, say, I tell someone about how I almost broke my leg. Why would you miss the opportunity to make a story funnier even if you’re basically telling a lie?